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"Let it first be said that Curves ("Hollywood's Best-Kept Secret") are, pound for pound, the best bargain in this sector of the market. Two thickly opaque, hollowed-out prosthetic breasts, complete with nipples, they come in one of two colors, peach and mocha, and one of four sizes: demi, small, large, and extra large. They have their own little habitat, molded to contain them, which has an initial L in the left corner and an initial R in the right corner and looks sort of like the contact-lens container of the breast-faced man in that Magritte painting your acid-damaged roommate had in college."
Boobies.
The real question is who gets the special menu.Feeling...:  awake |
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( Lecture by Nick Cave on love songs. )Feeling...:  nostalgic Auditory Emanations:: Lord of the Rings |
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